Mega Shark vs. Crocosaurus Notes

Here are my notes from watching this awful movie for "fun". I wrote these while we watched the film. I think my IQ droped after watching this.



effects bad. animation soooooo bad

acting horrid

dick lines, bad lines.

earthquake acting sucked

bad lighting

music and editing? wtf

typing? the guy looks like he was doing this jkdsfohsafgho[irawspij[h'awerfip[hasdfhjk'dfspij[asfoij[

props, unsteady

random explosions

falling the wrong way and ship moving wrong way when shark jumps up

sounds like they are saying "yay!!!"

a rope fell on chick, now shes dead???? what the hell happened?!!!!! where is the blood coming from?

amo? shooting fireworks?

how are these people dying?

reversed same shot of shark jumping over boat

shark is everywhere at one time

the boat sunk from two hits at the top of it from the shark

cinamatography and editing sucks

ship sunk in two seconds

oh dear god

why did we need to see a pig? which after being killed there is no blood

glowsticks weponrey?

how did she get to the bar with highheels in the jungle?

who is he talking to???? look at her!!!!

sound off and nothing out of the helicopter

what does he battle??????

continutiy error

bench?

how did the crock fit in two feet of water?

same cave

crock drop for no reason?

i want to throw up i hate this thing

sound terrible

oh god. oh god. oh god. oh god. oh god. oh god. oh god. oh god. oh god. oh god. oh god. oh god. oh god. oh god. oh god. oh god. oh god. oh god. oh god. oh god. oh god. oh god. oh god. oh god. oh god. oh god. oh god. oh god. oh god.

SHARKS DONT LAY EGGGGGGGGSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!